WHOSE TAKEN THE ALUMINUM MAN HOME?

The Mtv Nods are in

Lookout OTB I might get a little bids poppin.

“In My Hustle Man From Martin Voice”:HOLLA AT UR BOI

Video of the Year
» Amy Winehouse: “Rehab”
» Beyoncé: “Irreplaceable”
» Justice: “D.A.N.C.E.”
» Justin Timberlake: “What Goes Around … Comes Around”
» Kanye West: “Stronger”
» Rihanna (featuring Jay-Z): “Umbrella”
Male Artist of the Year
» Akon: “Don’t Matter,” “I Wanna Love You” (featuring Snoop Dogg), “Smack That” (featuring Eminem)
» Kanye West: “Can’t Tell Me Nothing,” “Stronger,” “Classic (Better Than I’ve Ever Been — DJ Premier Remix)” (featuring Nas, KRS-One and Rakim)
» Justin Timberlake: “Let Me Talk To You/ My Love,” “SexyBack” (featuring Timbaland), “What Goes Around … Comes Around”
» T.I.: “Big Things Poppin’ (Do It),” “You Know What It Is” (featuring Wyclef Jean), “What You Know”
» Robin Thicke: “Can U Believe,” “Lost Without U,” “Wanna Love U Girl” remix (featuring Busta Rhymes and Pharrell)
Female Artist of the Year
» Amy Winehouse: “Rehab,” “You Know I’m No Good”
» Beyoncé: “Irreplaceable,” “Beautiful Liar” (featuring Shakira)
» Fergie: “Big Girls Don’t Cry (Personal),” “Glamorous” (featuring Ludacris), “Fergalicious” (featuring Will.I.Am)
» Nelly Furtado: “Maneater,” “Say It Right”
» Rihanna: “Umbrella” (featuring Jay-Z)
Best New Artist
» Amy Winehouse: “Rehab,” “You Know I’m No Good”
» Carrie Underwood: “Before He Cheats”
» Gym Class Heroes: “Clothes Off,” “Cupid’s Chokehold/ Breakfast in America”
» Lily Allen: “Alfie,” “Smile,” “LDN”
» Peter Bjorn and John: “Young Folks”
Best Group
» Fall Out Boy: “This Ain’t a Scene, It’s an Arms Race,” “Thnks Fr Th Mmrs”
» Gym Class Heroes: “Clothes Off,” “Cupid’s Chokehold/ Breakfast in America”
» Linkin Park: “What I’ve Done”
» Maroon 5: “Makes Me Wonder”
» White Stripes: “Icky Thump”
Most Earthshattering Collaboration
» Akon (featuring Eminem): “Smack That”
» Beyoncé and Shakira: “Beautiful Liar”
» Justin Timberlake (featuring Timbaland): “SexyBack”
» Gwen Stefani (featuring Akon): “The Sweet Escape”
» U2 (featuring Green Day): “The Saints Are Coming”
Quadruple Threat of the Year
» Beyoncé
» Bono
» Jay-Z
» Justin Timberlake
» Kanye West
Monster Single of the Year
» Avril Lavigne: “Girlfriend”
» Daughtry: “Home”
» Fall Out Boy: “Thnks Fr Th Mmrs”
» Lil’ Mama: “Lip Gloss”
» T-Pain (featuring Yung Joc): “Buy U a Drank (Shawty Snappin’)”
» Timbaland (featuring Keri Hilson, D.O.E. and Sebastian): “The Way I Are”
» MIMS: “This Is Why I’m Hot”
» Plain White T’s: “Hey There Delilah”
» Rihanna (featuring Jay-Z): “Umbrella”
» Shop Boyz: “Party Like a Rockstar”
Best Director
» Beyoncé and Shakira: “Beautiful Liar” (director: Jake Nava)
» Christina Aguilera: “Candyman” (directors: Matthew Rolston and Christina Aguilera)
» Justin Timberlake: “What Goes Around … Comes Around” (director: Samuel Bayer)
» Kanye West: “Stronger” (director: Hype Williams)
» Linkin Park: “What I’ve Done” (director: Joseph Hahn)
» Rihanna (featuring Jay-Z): “Umbrella” (director: Chris Applebaum)
Best Editing in a Video
» Beyoncé and Shakira: “Beautiful Liar” (editor: Jarett Figl)
» Gnarls Barkley: “Smiley Faces” (editor: Ken Mowe)
» Justin Timberlake: “What Goes Around … Comes Around” (editor: Hollee Singer)
» Kanye West: “Stronger” (editors: Peter Johnson and Corey Weisz)
» Linkin Park: “What I’ve Done” (editor: Igor Kovalik)
Best Choreography in a Video
» Beyoncé and Shakira: “Beautiful Liar” (choreographer: Frank Gatson)
» Chris Brown: “Wall to Wall” (choreographers: Rich & Tone and Flii Styles)
» Ciara: “Like a Boy” (choreographer: Jamaica Craft)
» Eve: “Tambourine” (choreographer: Tahesha Scott)
» Justin Timberlake: “My Love” (choreographer: Marty Kudelka)

The gave Kanye 5 nods I wonder whose exception speech will he ruin during his sore loser temper tantrum this time

Boondocks Season 2 Trailer

I heard Weezy F was going to have reoccurring role.guess they keeping that one under wraps.

Poppin Them Thangs

G-unit associate allegedly gets  it poppin not too far from fifs crib…

Police say Dwayne McKenzie fired a .40 caliber Glock during an argument with Adolfo Yepez, 25, who stole McKenzie’s $100,000 platinum chain with diamonds.

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  Dwayne McKenzie

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  Adolfo Yepez

McKenzie, who said he lives at the rapper’s mansion in Farmington, faces one count of unlawful discharge of a fire arm and first-degree reckless endangerment.

Yepez, 25, is charged with third-degree robbery.

Both men are free on bond and are scheduled to appear in Superior Court in Hartford on Aug. 14, police said. The platinum chain with diamonds and the Glock are at police headquarters.

“We are not going to tolerate people, whoever they are, firing any kind of fire arm randomly out in the city of Hartford,” said police spokeswoman Nancy Mulroy. “It was fortunate no one was injured.”

Officers working a special detail downtown were summoned to the scene by people who saw McKenzie fire the Glock among a group of 10 to 20 people, Mulroy said.

Officers subdued McKenzie, who has a permit for the gun, and found the gun in his front pants pocket. He told police he hadn’t fired it and said the gun would have all 16 rounds, according to Mulroy. But when police checked, the gun was missing three rounds, Mulroy said.

McKenzie told police Yepez pushed him and stole his chain during the argument, Mulroy said. Yepez told police McKenzie pulled out a gun and waved it in the air during the argument. He said he started running and heard a blast as he ran.

Yepez ran into the path of a police sergeant, who took Yepez into custody and recovered the chain, Mulroy said

Getting Critical:

Common AkA “The Chi-Town Nas” has served us creative and eclectic Hip-Hop for years now.Even when getting into a little beef with Cube and the Westside Connection,Looking like a clown in his “Electric Circus” and being added on the list of men turned out by Erykah Badu he still has his mojo. Though he never quite learned how to master the art of consistency, since he link up with fellow Chi-lite Kanyezzy hes seem to find a winning formula.I shouldn’t even have to get into Be ,his first album off of Kanye’s Good Music Imprint thats now considered a Hip-Hop masterpiece.Lets see if Common can do it again.

1 Intro
2 Start the Show- Dope warm up,Sprinkled with smart and swift wordplay over a mediocre Kanye beat.In the second verse he starts venting his frustrations with the industry if you listen close i think theirs a subliminal jab at Cuuuurtis somewhere in there.

3 The People-My favorite joint on the album.His second single.Its like the victory lap for Be but hes keeping it humble backpacker style empathizing for the less fortunate showing much love to all supporters. Smooth laid back sample on the chorus during the versus things tend to get rough. CRACK!!!

4 Drivin’ Me Wild [ft. Lily Allen]-The clearest concept on the album although Lily could’ve been left out of the equation Common goes in on this one Slick Rick style with stories of much familiar ghetto characters.

5 I Want You-Sounds like his version of those Diddy I miss J.Lo records he could’ve left this one in protools *WARNING* This is the beginning a couple syrupy backpacker love songs.

6 Southside [ft. Kanye West]-DAMN we need a best of both world type of album by these two ASAP

7 Forever Begins-Common gives us a window into his soul (NO HOMO JUST IN CASE) Comes off as some man in the mirror type shit.

8 The Game- This is the epitome of Commons swagger over a insane beat i think this is his own little way of letting us know he still on that shit.

9 U, Black Maybe-If you listended to “Be” this one is like “The Corner” on Steroids very original message though. Feeling the spoken word and slow drumming at the end(“SOMEBODY LIGHT UP SOME INSCENTS!!!!”)

10 So Far to Go [ft. D'Angelo]-Yuck! another love joint.(I’m no hating but damn)he eventually saying the same thing s in I want you.Just a smoother beat and we all miss D’Angelo (No Homo he just had some classics C’mon Brown Sugar)

11 Break My Heart- Groupie love gone wrong descent joint but damn Common whats good with all this lovey duvy sh1t? didn’t you learn from you little stint on Badu’s roster of hippy sex slaves.

12 Misunderstood -Looks like he saved the deepest for last. Mean beat though.this my second favorite.I wonder if he talking bout superhead on the second verse.

Out of 10 I give Finding Forever a 4 1/2.Though he definitely puts more effort in his music than 90% of artist out today i have to say Common leaves a missing element on this one.With out a doubt worth checking out but not exactly the greatest follow up to his previous work.Not to sound extra, but we need to see more growth step it up Common you starting to go in circles with your topics.Oh and lay off the backpacker booty before you get burned.

Ushers Ten Years Younger Than You! Why The Hell Are You Dating The Same GIRL?

Now parents of teenage girls in the Illinois area can sleep comfortably.

The criminal case against R. Kelly, which has been pending for five years, is finally headed to trial. At a hearing in Chicago on Wednesday (August 1), Judge Vincent Gaughan said Kelly’s trial will begin on September 17.

“As Robert [Kelly] said many times, he believes in our system of justice,” a spokesperson for the singer told MTV News. “He is looking forward to finally having his day in court. He’s confident that when all the facts come out, it will be clear he’s not guilty of any crime.”

Kelly was charged with 21 counts of child pornography in 2002 (seven of which were later dropped) for allegedly videotaping himself having sex with a girl prosecutors said was 14 years old at the time; he pleaded not guilty…

The fashion police also have a warrant out for “Kells” due to this album cover

REAL TALK!

Who Directed This…Rick Salomon?

“She Wants It”

50’s new attempt featuring Justin and Timberland

The Lost One

(Lauryn lookin like Oprah if she was to star in Cats The Musical)

Clef confirms that Pras isn’t just getting his Superhead on but Mrs.Marley has really lost her bloodclot mind in the lateset Scratch mag with him and T.I.P on the cover lookin like booty buddies;

What’s going on with the Fugees reunion, or lack there of?
WYCLEF: I’m officially Paul McCartney from the Beatles now. If the Fugees wanna come back, and Lauryn wanna come back…you can’t break the format. Don’t come back and be like, “I wanna produce a beat.” That’s like me saying I wanna sing an R&B vocal. When we was working on the album, I was like, [to Lauryn], “You need to do this like this.” [And] she says, “How do you know what’s relevant? I haven’t heard anything from you in the past like three, four years?” The minute she said that I was like, I gotta go back to working.

So what’s ultimately holding you guys back?
Lauryn is straight up the problem, bro. She wants to be a producer. Don’t come telling us how to chop up beats so you can get credit for it.

What makes you think she would take the credit?
We did a remix [with] Lauryn for John Legend, for the record “How High.” John Legend was saying our names. You know what she had [him] do? She was like, “Take off Wyclef and Jerry’s names.” Because she wanted people to think that she was the one doing the beat…I’m a producer and I’m a beatmaker with my cousin Jerry Wonder, and I’m a writer. She’s a writer, a vocalist, [and] a great [vocal] composer. And she’s great at picking out samples—she got 20 billion samples but can’t chop ’em up to save her life.

So she hasn’t made any of the beats she got credit for?
It’s real simple—if you did the beats, where are the beats? Show us one beat that you did. If you bring ’Clef to the studio, put an MP, put an SP, put a bunch of stuff, bring a bunch of cameras [and] say, “Clef, do a beat in two minutes.” The beat’s done! Bring Lauryn Hill in the studio with the same camera, say we give you three hours. Matter fact, fuck it, we’ll give you a month—do a beat. She can’t put it together!

Lean On Me

Rhiannas looking so good nowadays I search for excuses to post a pic of her.But dead ass I wonder what happened?She was shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday limping like “Betha”.Hope you don’t expect us to believe that run into a chair tale Anna Mae.

SHES BAAACCCKKKK!

Karrine “SUPERHEAD” Steffans has returned and shes calling out names like Kurupt in ‘99. Sources have confirmed that shes telling fables this time around but damn its entertaining what she can come up with;

JUELZ SANTANA:

How was it?
It was good. He’s really wild in bed, and don’t let the ‘No homo’ stuff fool you, because he is definitely not a homo in bed. His d*ck is like a baseball bat, but it’s thick too like a overgrown german sausage. He likes to pull hair alot, and he actually likes it better when a girl rides.

50 CENT:

What’s your story?
50 cent and I have had our share of sexual encounters. We kick it every time he comes to L.A.. His d*ck is not as big as i assumed it would be. It was probably about 71/2inches. But its not a big disappointment because he can eat pus$y like no other.

How did you meet?
I know a few studio owners, so when he was out here recording with Game, i went in to meet them. It jumped off from there.

Does he have a fetish?
Yes, 50 loves titties and ass. I happen to have them both so i guess thats why he immediately came on to me.

He came on to you?
Actually he did, i wanted him either way, so if i had to come on to him, or he did, i was still going to get him.

YOUNG BUCK:

Was Young Buck good in bed?
He was the best I ever had. His d*ck was like the Energizer Bunny. It kept going and going. The sex lasted for hours at a time. It was the best I ever had and it got better each time.

Was this a ongoing relationship?
It wasn’t a relationship really, it was more of a sex thing. It lasted about 5 months.

When did you meet Young Buck?
I met him through one of my friends. She was dating one of his cousins or someone related to him. She introduced me at a party and he took me back to his hotel after that.

Was he famous when you met him?
Not really, he was known through G-Unit but this was before his cd came out.

Any other celebrities you would give a try?
Yeah. There’s a few, but I doubt any of them would be better.

USHER:

Were you in a relationship with Usher, or was it just for the sex?
I wouldnt dream of being in a relationship with him.YUCK. It was just
for sex, but the sex was NOT all that good either. I kinda felt sorry
for him. So I fu*ked him.

Were you dissapointed?
Um yeah. Because it was after a concert when we “fu*ked” and it was
smelling like straight up FISH up in backstage in his dressing room. It
was NOT me either. So im like babes? whats that smell. He tried to make
it seem like it already smelled like that when they got to the arena. Im
like whatever, can we get this over with.

How was the sex?
It was fu*king horrible and on top of that it was smelling back there.
This man is not packing, his d*ck is way small and he was having a hard
time trying to find my hole. Then ol’ boy did something out of this
world, he yelled out something haitian and some big ugly black man came
out and walked over to Usher and they started making out. I was sick to
my stomach. I got dressed and ran out of there.

Are there any celebs you’d want to sleep with?
Yes! Just not Usher. I’d fu*k Lil Jon before I have sex with Usher
again. I really would want to have sex with that guy Tyson Beckford, now he is packing, I seen some movies.

Ursh is gonna saw her “Superhead” off Zo Pound style I tell you.

Someone Sobered Up

Pimp C AkA “Sweet jones” (LMAOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!) of UGK issued an apology for his recent verbal wild out in OZONE mag earlier this month.

“TO ALL MY ATLANTA FANS & FRIENDS, I WANT TO SAY I APOLOGIZE FOR MY STATEMENT IN THE OZONE MAGAZINE ABOUT ATLANTA NOT BEING THE SOUTH!! THAT WAS A BULL**** STATEMENT!! ATLANTA IS AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE DIRTY MTHFKN SOUTH!!!!! CHUUCH!! BUT THE REST OF WHAT I SAID, BOUT THEM P***Y A** NIGGAZ IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PS: IF U WANNA GO 2 WAR, I WILL TAKE U 2 WORLD WAR 3 B***H AT THE DROP OF A DIME! IF U RIDING WITH ME-THANK U!!! IF U NOT, F**K U VERY MUCH IN U YO A**….B***H!!”

I HEAR THAT “SWEET” ANYWAY THIS WAS JUST A REASON FOR ME TO POST THE CRAZIEST VIDEO OUT RIGHT NOW.

“YOU AIN’T A PIMP U A FAIRY!” (classic fuckery)